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Tuesday, October 13th, 2009
7:50 am	good riddance to old plastic new cpap mask, here I come! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, July 27th, 2009
9:47 am	BUTT RUB! BUTT RUB! Originally uploaded by mettabear80 (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, July 20th, 2009
8:49 am	'sup (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, July 10th, 2009
2:47 pm	P7100016 P7100016 Originally uploaded by mettabear80 visual evidence that Kansas is bubbafied! (12 Comments |Comment on this)
9:55 am	just fucking throw it away! just fucking throw it away! Originally uploaded by mettabear80 (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, July 9th, 2009
6:54 pm	grrrrrrrr I missed a pic of his face, man it was fuckin perdy too! (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, June 29th, 2009
1:07 pm	How Was Your Pride? (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, June 1st, 2009
4:17 pm	Austin City Ribbits 2 things, we need to make a decision between two films: 1. J.C. Alamo Lake Creek June 4th, 10pm "Here it is! The Jesus biker movie! Jesus Christ is born again on Earth. But his father is a hardcore Southern Baptist, and during his teen years, Jesus rebels, joining a biker gang and leading an LSD-fueled pilgrimage to "the West" to fight "the establishment." OR 2. Ladies of the 80's sing-A-long. Alamo Dowtown June 4th, 9:45pm "It’s been almost two years since our last LADIES OF THE 80s Sing-Along, and that’s just insane! This show is one of the biggest and most robust Sing-Alongs we have in our catalog, and in the past we’d built two and a half different versions of it because one show just wouldn’t hold all of the ladies we wanted to include. Well, that’s still true this time around, but instead of making different volumes, we’re just going to collect ALL of our favorite 80s ladies’ videos into one collection on the media server, and every night of this show will be just a little bit different. That said, you don’t have to worry if you can’t come out week after week (although you really should); the cream of the crop videos will be in there every time, and all of our prop-aided songs, from the red balloons in 99 Red Balloons to the trampolines for Jump (For My Love) and the rainbow of streamers for True Colors will be included in each show. So come out for one show, or come out for all of them. Either way, we ask two very important things of you. One, plan on singing and dancing to pretty much every song, because the 1980s was the decade that invented the dance party (sorry, disco). And two, DRESS UP. Grab some leg warmers, rip up a sweat shirt, and put a headband on. Preferably all in neon colors. The Ladies of the 80s are back, and we’re so excited we just can’t hide it. I’m about to lose control, and I think I like it." then if anyone wants to join us they are more than welcome, although I think #1 is free for some reason? (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 20th, 2009
9:14 pm	it's homophobia I tell ya! (8 Comments |Comment on this)
1:06 pm	BBFSFM did you hear about the Big Black Furry Spider from Mars on the wall. Well, Tom killed it. He's my hero. (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, May 17th, 2009
12:30 pm	darwin raped turtles In kansas no less! there is hope! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
12:05 pm	silver lame hanky? This is Zac Brown, yum. He looked so cute on Paula Dean. (5 Comments |Comment on this)
11:22 am	Hey baby, you wanna buy a rat with ginger herpes SEEEE Kansas has cool people. Case in point, the other day while tom is getting tattooed, I am listening to a story from the shop girl about a guy who walks around downtown Wichita with a bag of dead rats. EVEN BETTER is that he approaches people and tries to sell them said dead rats, like it's a fake rolex under his coat or something. Some rats are worth more than others. Then I learned all about her boyfriend's Ginger Herpes. Yes, gingers, you now have your own special strain of Herpes, like swine flu only more herpeish. Which I also learned is transmitted via touch and/or sexual innuendos of a gay nature between straight males, one of which has to be a ginger. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
11:18 am	in my cabin home Picked this up for 99 cents the other day, I love it; faux lacquered wood, woohoo! but I don't know what mountain it is? figured someone here would. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, May 14th, 2009
11:58 am	be jealous picked this cheesy gem up the other day actually my favorite version of tarzan boy is by CMYK; all done on vibraphone! (5 Comments |Comment on this)
9:32 am	so ? low-weight high reps or high weight low reps (19 Comments |Comment on this)
9:06 am	I fall on the floor and I'm laughing I was listening to 'Cecilia' by Simon and Garfunkel this morning. Now, I grew up listening to my parents records of theirs all the time(also John Denver, Janis Joplin, lotsa Motown, etc). Cept, today I really listened to the lyrics. I remember my sisters and I would put on this song, turn it up, and dance around the living room. lol. We would also take a stereo outside and dance on the porch, without a care in the world, lol. we would also cover every inch of concrete and brick around the house with sidewalk chalk....we had a very creative mother. ok, back to my point, wow this song has some really progressively sexual lyrics. Most notably: "Making love in the afternoon with cecilia Up in my bedroom (making love) I got up to wash my face When I come back to bed Someones taken my place" or it could just be about a whore? hehe I mean for a 3 or 4 yr old kid to be groovin to a song about open relationships is a funny thought. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, May 4th, 2009
3:32 pm	To be a Payroll Manager, one must....be christian? from a job description: •Maintain a Christ-like testimony in all aspects of the job •Communicate with the department and to other departments in a Christ honoring and congenial manner. Familiarity with MS Office. •Demonstrated thoroughness. Because we believe that professionally qualified, committed Christian personnel are key to the operation of a truly Christian University and that not only teachers, but all employees, by the pattern of their lives, serve as role models to our students, the job descriptions for all employment positions at Random University contain the following statements relating to required personal qualities: •The employee will have received Jesus Christ as his/her personal Savior. John. 1:12 •The employee will be in basic agreement with the institution’s doctrinal statement. •The employee will believe that the Bible is God’s Word and standard for faith and daily living. 2 Tim. 3:16-17 •The employee will be a Christian role model in attitude, speech and actions towards others. This includes being committed to God’s biblical standards for morality and sexual conduct. 1 Tim. 4:12, Luke 6:40, Col. 3:17, Titus 2:7-8, 1 Thess. 2:10 and 5:22. •The employee will be a regular participant in a local, evangelical church. (34 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, April 30th, 2009
11:01 am	the continuing saga of my impending unemployment so after goin thru all that crap to copy my degrees for those jobs in Seattle, this morning I get this. "Dear Applicant, The positions for which you applied are currently on hold and we will not be interviewing at the present time. I cannot give you a date when we will do so, either. Thank you for your time and interest." (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009
9:35 pm	at 85 cents a piece, I had to! our vinyl addiction: Shirley Bassey - Is Really "Something" Barbra Streisand - Funny Girl Francis Albert Sinatra & Antonio Carlos Jobim Sergio Mendes & Brasil '66 - Equinox Errol Garner - Other Voices Barbra Streisand - Color Me Barbra When They Brought Down The House....some jazz comp record Lionel Hampton and Charlie Teagarden - The Great Hamp and Little 'T' - Live at the Silver Slipper, Las Vegas. Tony Mattola - Mexico/S.A. Bartok: Concerto for Orchestra The Brecker Brothers - Back to Back Toni Basil...i guess it's the second album? Joan Rivers - What Becomes a Semi-Legend Most? Norman Connors - Dark of Light Duane and Greg - allman Carl Orff: Carmina Burana; Rafael Fruhbeck de Burgos: New Philharmonia Orchestra and Chorus The Joy of Belly Dancing Duke Ellington - At Newport Ed Cassaday and the Georgia Corn Stompers - Bluegrass Banjo Hootenanny 2001: A Space Odyssey - soundtrack But I'm sad, I guess somehow I forgot or accidently put back the Sesame Street Disco record. That sucks! These we felt it was our duty to buy, just so they didn't fall into the wrong hands. Plus, I think they are goin to be a fuckin riot to listen to. Evangelist Jimmy Swaggart - THE RING OF FIRE: A Message to the Young People of Today Dr. Jack Van Impe(1973) - THE COMING WAR WITH RUSSIA: According to the Bible; Where? When? Why? A Serman by JAck Van Impe(1973) - DEMONS AND EXORCISM! ...............oh fuck it's gonna be awesome! And these are the gems in my mind! Nina Simone - Silk & Soul Nina Simone - In Concert (9 Comments |Comment on this)